I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
You’re a legend.
THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME
reblogging here because ceavit has some of my favorite art ever and I don’t think they get enough appreciation!! Seriously look it’s birds and fruit. I want this series on my wall!
It clearly says on her Wikipedia page she dropped out of high school and she hasn’t finished her album so, I don’t know when she’s going to have time to do all that.
Didn’t finish high school. Didn’t finish her album. Does this bitch finish anything?
she finished her career in music
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.
This is why, even though I love my cats, I’m a dog person.
Britney Spears - Toxic (Alternate Version With A New Intro/Vocals)
oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be.
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say.
Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.